So one of my professors wants to meet with me to discuss these plans. She's asked me to bring in a copy of my resume, an unofficial transcript, and a career statement. The problem is the fucking career statement. I am still blank on what to write. Is it acceptable to bring in something like:
Dear School,
I want a career that enables the buying of extravagant shoes with no financial worries and worldwide gallivanting. Let me in. I will make it happen. I'll be your best friend forever!
<3,
Catherine
Somehow, I don't think that's going to cut it. Anyways, I'll perhaps go to Philly this Friday or next Monday for this meeting. It's time to man up and do something productive. Hopefully, I can whip up something awesome, or something barely sufficient to get me into a school. Either way, I'm OK with it.
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Dear Catherine,
Your suck-up abilities are clearly lacking, and, as you are not a legacy, we are afraid that we cannot allow you to enter our hallowed halls.
Best of luck with your non-graduate school, non-Paul Smith/Balenciaga wearing future.
Sincerely,
School of Choice
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