Serenity Now!

All of my electronics hate me. My fucking ifuckingPod has decided that the only acceptable screens are reset with the fucking apple in the middle and the "ok to disconnect" screen in disc mode. Neither of these allows me any entertainment. The silence all day today was deafening. I'm getting really angry at Apple. If only I could just trade in this iPod for a new nano and a refurbishing of my old one, I would be perfectly happy. This fucking contraption is going to be the fucking death of me.

In addition to that, my phone apparently fell out of my pocket in my car and I was unable to locate it. I did not notice it missing until I had to go somewhere after work. Since I caught a ride home with my mom, I assumed that it was in her car, and planned to retrieve it later. Unfortunately for me, it rang while I was in the car. I took solace in the fact that it was not in my mom's car, but within my grasp. So when I finally got back home, I tried calling it so as to determine its exact location. I drive a Mini Cooper, it can't be too hard to find. Right? WRONG! For some reason, when I called, it would ring on the phone I was using, but no ringing would actually come out of my phone. I still do not understand why it was doing this. Why would it ring to alert me to its presence, then refuse to ring when trying to find it?! After 20 terrible minutes in the cold, I finally found it wedged underneath the seat, mocking me with its closeness. When I got back inside, I called it again. Lo and behold, it promptly rang as though the fucking Hunchback of Notre fucking Dame was in charge of that shit. God. I'm so annoyed.

SERENITY NOW!