1. I actually said this about my wardrobe/wardrobe preferences: I think I'm more golf than tennis. Ugh. I would have been stabbed.
2. I browsed through Teen Vogue and knew who these fucking designers were.
3. I have a nice collection of Nike Dunks and Air Force 1s that barely get worn anymore.
There are more offences to be listed, but I cannot think of them now. They are behaviors so natural to me that I can't even fathom the young me disliking them, but she definitely would. Perhaps I will elaborate when the mood strikes me. Perhaps I will not. It will be an adventure.