Tumbling!

Tumbling!

Le sigh.

Awesome.

How?

How did Chow Yun Fat go from this:



to this atrocity:



?!?!?!

Mind the Broken Fingernail

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Goodbye, Old Friend.

Sexual Engineering

And when I get that feeling
I want sexual engineering.

Anyone remember that?

It can't be healthy to parlay your eating disorder into a career.

So I think I am only really funny when I'm sitting in the back of a classroom and making wiseass remarks about shit going on. I need something subversive and rebellious in the act to fuel me. I was on point today and had the entire back two rows of the room cracking up. Tonight's highlight, on student created kaleidoscope-based diagrams:

It's public health, not Lisa Frank.

It may not seem that funny right now, but people were dying. Trust. I mean, not literally. No matter how anorexic all the nutrition majors looked. (What is up with that? Is it to relate to their patients? And WHERE do they keep their organs?! People have many many billions of trillions of intestines inside of them. There is no way these people can store a kidney, much less an entire digestive system.) As much as I hated on them (and the stank way this one bitch presented herself to the class), I totally appreciate all the material they gave me. God knows I live to hate on such beings.

But anyways, how can I translate this into the rest of my life? It's a mystery. One that I am determined to unravel!

And today's pictures comes to you straight from the Philippines. Well, not straight, it's been about eight months...but whatever! Here we go:

Love this.

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I was not a bright child

I thought that a boy peeing inside of/at anything would result in a pregnancy. Once, I saw some little boy flip over his trunks and pee into a pool. I promptly warned everyone that if they swam in the pool before it got cleaned, many pregnancies would result. I did not think five year old was adequately equipped to become a father to many.

It looks like a baaaaaattllleeee

Take that, Del.

Oh DAYAMM

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I Have No Words

Don't they look photoshopped? It's weird, right? Not just me?

I'm Sorry, What?

A title clip from E! News on Hulu is titled:

Britney Celebrates "GMA" Style.

I'm sorry, what? Britney celebrated her birthday by furthering the corruption of a developing nation? I disagree.

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......hey catherine.....its been a long time.......but who knew that grad school was no joke? .. you sure didnt......wow..its really annoying to not use apostrophes properly..........anyways....this whole learning and retaining information thing is new and different......its hard to undo 16 years of bullshitting through classes.....waiting for your class to start at six and youre already really hungry....thats not a good sign....i hope someone brings in some good food for class....its the only thing that keeps you awake on monday nights....the mandatory bringing of food.......

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