Why are there flowers in January?! Mother Nature really needs to handle these hot flashes as it’s getting quite confusing for everyone involved. Do I need a jacket out today? And if so, a winter coat? A track jacket? Maybe a hoodie will suffice. Who the hell knows? Certainly not me.
Even the plants are confused:
Bush: Hey, it’s pretty warm out today. I think I’ll bloom.
Bush: It’s pretty cold out today.
While I’m no fan of the cold, there’s no need to tease me with flashes of spring in the middle of January. That’s just mean.