Thursday, January 17, 2008

Resolution #4

Say random things to leave strangers horrified/morbidly curious:

While walking off a Metro car:
...so I said that no amount of yoga would help. I mean, it was HUGE...
or:
...the doctor said that green was not a good sign...
::doors close::

Clearly, my theme for this year is to confound as many people as possible. I think that this is a goal worthy of my time and effort. Don't you?

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