Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Super Random Tuesday #5

The Bane of Our Nation

Cowlicks are a problem. All over the country, cows are licking our children! This must be stopped. Who knows what sort of creatures live in their mouths, which are then transfered to our youth. This is unacceptable. Please, write to your congressmen, your govorners, anyone who can change this disturbing trend. The future of our children depends on it.

Really though, just get a better haircut. Handle that.

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