So I was going to Quiznos the other day to grab a Steakhouse Beefdip Sandwich (delicious!), and on the way I pass this dude brushing his teeth. On the sidewalk. While walking! Every few steps he would stop and spit. A very curious* thing to see at 1:00 PM in the nice part of DC. Now, if this was some random homeless person, I wouldn't be fazed in the slightest. But this was clearly some sort of Power Suit walking somewhere with determination. Really, you're doing the power walk to what I can only assume is an important event. It's important enough that you have a total disregard for pushing people out of the way, but not so important that you couldn't brush your teeth before you left home? What is that?
* Curious indeed.