I've noticed a definate upshoot in the number of commercials about poo. Is there a national epidemic of constipation going on without my knowledge? Apparently, there is a collective fiber deficiency running rampant throughout America, or at least in my broadcast area. Every other commercial on the air is for some kind of bowel regulation product, from yogurts to smoothies to pills. Also, it seems like it's always middle aged women starring in these spots. Is this what I have to look forward to? Poo problems and wrinkles?
Unfortunately, I can't remember what the names of all these products are, but I'm sure I'll be reminded the next time I watch TV. In the meantime, happy pooing!