When the hell did I turn into such a whiny bitch? And about being fat for Christ's sake?! Can I get any more annoying? It is even possible? Why can't I stop speaking in questions?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
OK. No more questions. But in all honesty, I'm not sure when this happened to me. Somewhere down the line, I turned into some kind of whiny bitch that deserves to wear shower curtain muumuus. This needs to change immediately.
Note to self: Sack UP, bitch!