At work yesterday, we were discussing topics that might need to have reports drafted next year. The ingredient lavender came up as someone had sent an inquiry to the office as to its status in the industry. According to the inquirer, lavender may cause breast formation in young men. This turned into a scientific conversation which will bore you (as it did me) close to tears. While in the process of tuning everything out, I made a realization: If a young man is using lavender in such large quantities that it’s messing with his endocrine system, he probably wants breasts.
Who am I to stand in the way of a young man’s dreams?